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Friday, October 28, 2011

Harvard Psychiatrist Examines Zombie Brains

Have you ever wondered why zombies stagger around with their arms stretched out, clamoring through cemeteries in search of victims? And how come they refuse to talk, just moaning from time to time. And why are they so hungry (mainly for human brains!).

The answers to these eternal questions can be found in the brain! Harvard psychiatrist and zombie fanatic, Dr. Steven Schlozman, uses the conceit of a zombie brain to help explain how the real human brain works.

He brought some sheep brains into the Here & Now studio to illustrate how the brain works, and point out where zombie brains are short circuited. For example, the frontal lobe, which controls reasoning and keeps our impulses in check, would likely be missing in an undead brain. And the ventromedial hypothalamus, which tells humans whether they’ve had enough to eat, is likely to be on the fritz in zombies, who have an insatiable appetite.

Dr. Schlozman dives into these mysteries and more. He’s even gone so far as to write a pseudo-scientific article on zombie brains. He says that by talking about zombie brains, he actually gets high school kids interested in figuring out how real human brains work.

“If I come in as a little, short bald guy and say I’m going to talk about the brain, and I’m a shrink, they’re going to decide that they already know what I’m going to say,” Schlozman joked. “But, if I say we’re going to talk about zombies, they’re going to perk up and listen.”

But what’s really driving Dr. Schlozman is his obsession with the undead. He recently wrote a novel, called “The Zombie Autopsies,” and is working with “Night of the Living Dead,” director George Romero to turn it into a screenplay, perhaps in time for next Halloween.

Guest:

  • Dr. Steve Scholzman, author of “The Zombie Autopsies”

We welcome comments from all of our listeners. Post below. Please stay on topic and be civil. Comments may be moderated by us, but you are solely responsible for the content of your comments.

  • X-Ray

    How can a “Scientist” explain something that is purely fictional, i.e. a Zombie?

    • Boo!

      It’s to make a lesson fun X-Ray. You know what fun is don’t you?

    • Bear

      Not fictional, hypothetical. Even the CDC and the US Army admit there is a possibility for a virus that could create “zombies”.

  • J Frog

    Quote of the day:  “They don’t shamble.”

  • VT Listener

    Enjoyed the zombie segment.  Just one problem though…the monsters in I Am Legend were not zombies and weren’t meant to be…either in the original story or the movie.

    • http://www.hereandnow.org Kevin Sullivan

      I guess this is the controversy the good doctor discussed! Maybe they just looked like zombies??
      Kevin, H&N producer

      • Bracken MacLeod

        I had always understood I Am Legend to be a classic *vampire* novel.

  • Amaneek

    Where did he get his Zombie skull?

  • http://information-aboutdogs.com information about dogs

    If zombies are constantly eating, then how come they never poop?

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